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[sinanju]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In January, I fed snippy to a Shoggoth (250 points). In February, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In June, I exposed rachelcaine to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In December, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In October, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In August, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-310 points) and deserve to be flayed alive.

Your humble and obedient servant,
sinanju

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[kickair8p.livejournal.com]

So far, I've got the only one of these I've seen that doesn't include "I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points)." ::g::





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