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Attention, Puny Humans!
Nov. 7th, 2006 08:52 amMorbo has something to say to the Puny News Directors of all Puny TV Stations!
Do not, if you value your puny human lives, do NOT infest Morbo's favorite television programs with endless news crawls reporting the latest incomplete results of numerous races about which Morbo knows little and cares less! If Morbo wishes to know the results from minute to minute, Morbo can find that information in many places.
If Morbo chooses instead to watch, for example, Gilmore girls, Standoff, House or Veronica Mars, Morbo will wax exceedingly wrathful if his viewing pleasure is diminished by having the screen obscured--more than it already is, may the advertising departments of every network rot in Hell!--with election returns.
The only thing that could cause Morbo to become even angrier is if the picture is reduced in size to accommodate even larger election returns.
Do not risk the Wrath of Morbo, Puny Humans. You have been warned!
Do not, if you value your puny human lives, do NOT infest Morbo's favorite television programs with endless news crawls reporting the latest incomplete results of numerous races about which Morbo knows little and cares less! If Morbo wishes to know the results from minute to minute, Morbo can find that information in many places.
If Morbo chooses instead to watch, for example, Gilmore girls, Standoff, House or Veronica Mars, Morbo will wax exceedingly wrathful if his viewing pleasure is diminished by having the screen obscured--more than it already is, may the advertising departments of every network rot in Hell!--with election returns.
The only thing that could cause Morbo to become even angrier is if the picture is reduced in size to accommodate even larger election returns.
Do not risk the Wrath of Morbo, Puny Humans. You have been warned!
