Meme-age Ho!

[sinanju]

So beccadg pointed me to this Almost Totally Random Pairing Generator, which she discovered courtesy of beeej.  It's entertaining.  I've saved the ones that most amused me below.

Harry Potter/Tea'c in the bathroom

Slash fodder (and if you don't know what slash is, don't ask):
Julian Bashir & Charlie Weasley by hand!!!
Ethan Rayne/Col. Tighe in the bathroom

PWP fodder  (again, if you don't know what PWP means, don't ask):
Percy Weasley/7 of 9 with back against the wall

Other Ideas
John Connor/Rogue - competitively.  The future savior of mankind experiencing one of his few lighter moments, engaging in a friendly bit of competition with a pretty girl, instead of fighting for his life against relentless killing machines.  A nice memory to keep him entertained in the dark years ahead.

Tara Maclay/Lilah Morgan - responsible for the idea.  I see Tara having a snippy conversation with the infamous Lilah Morgan.  They're arguing and Tara makes a caustic comment like, "Well, why don't you just do X!?"  Only LIlah thinks it's really a very good idea and heads off to begin implementing it, leaving Tara aghast behind her at being...responsible for the idea.

Gandalf/Captain Jack Sparrow - after an accident.  Gandalf.  Jack Sparrow.  A desert island in the middle of the ocean.  Sitting side by side, glumly looking out at the sea in vain hope of rescue.  A huge black plume of smoke rises behind them.  "But why's the rum gone?" Jack asks.  "Balrog," Gandalf says.

Sharon "Boomer" Valeri/Q - with a deadline.  Q entertains himself needling Sharon, continually reminding her of the importance of her mission to her, to the Cylons, to Humanity, to the entire multiverse, really.  He won't say why, of course.  Except to intimate that it would be Very, Very Bad if she doesn't fulfill her mission in life.  Very soon.

Xena/Iaolus - after the guests have left.  For some reason I see this very ordinary domestic scene, the two of them clearing the table and cleaning up after a successful dinner party and bantering about their guests like a long-married couple.  Which they are.  Who'd have guessed?

Harry Potter/Teal'c - in the bathroom.  Unlike the other "in the bathroom" pairing, this one isn't smutty.  I see Harry standing at the sink, washing up.  He looks exhausted, but like he knows he has a long, tough road ahead of him still.  Teal'c comes in to wash up as well, also tired but unbowed.  They acknowledge one another in the mirror with a nod.  "Hard day?" Harry says.  "Indeed," Teal'c says.  They dry their hands and faces and both stand up a little straighter and square their shoulders.  "Good luck," Harry says.  Teal'c inclines his head, "And to you, young warrior."  And then they leave.

Comments

[beccadg.livejournal.com]

"Balrog," Gandalf says.

ROFLMAO

Which they are. Who'd have guessed?

Awww. :)

They dry their hands and faces and both stand up a little straighter and square their shoulders. "Good luck," Harry says. Teal'c inclines his head, "And to you, young warrior."

That's perfect. :o