It's about time for...

...another meme!  (Gakked from turned_earth

1. My username is ___ because ___.
2. My journal is titled ____ because ____.
3. My subtitle is ____ because ____.
4. My friends page is called ____ because ____.
5. My default userpic is ____ because ____.

( See the horrible, horrible truth )

And there you have it.  My deepest secrets revealed for all to see.