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08:02 Standing in line for donuts.
08:07 Bought two donuts. Sales clerk very cute.
08:14 Donuts were delicious! Wish I'd bought more.
08:32 Now at work. *sigh*
10:34 Break time! Reading She-Hulk trade paperback. Mountain Dew & Cheetos. Yum!
10:48 Back at work. Oops. Don't tell anyone.
11:04 Have to have a boring meeting. Boring manager Rob.*
11:11 Rob says my code isn't functional or elegant. What do I think?*
11:13 I think maybe Rob wants to write goddamn log-in page himself.*
11:14 I don't say it out loud. I'm proud. Not stupid.*
11:47 Damn. Maybe Rob's right. This is crap.
12:31 Anybody up for dim sum?
12:44 Holy shit! Sirens everywhere.
12:44 Gunshots! Running now.
12:46 Police yelling at guy thru a loudspeaker. Very Dog Day Afternoon.
12:51 More shooting.
12:52 OMG! I'm shot! I'm fucking shot!
12:52 Bad guy did grisly dance of death. Talk about hail of bullets.
12:55 Shit, I'm bleeding bad.
12:57 No. Really. Blood all over keypad.
13:01 Whoa. Dizzy now. Big crowd
13:02 So cold
23:23 Nauseous from anesthesia. Drugs good. No pain. Cute nurse.

*With apologies to Jonathan Coulton, Code Monkey.

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