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1.What's the middle name of first person you slept with? Yee (chinese)
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing, and what color are they? *sigh* tighty-whiteys. I'm...so...cool!
3. What song do you want played at your funeral? Whatever song--if any--my wife would need/want to hear.
4. What is the number of your sluttiest friend so that some of your single friends can get some action? If they want that action, all they have to do ask and I can arrange it. And they know that.
5. What would your last meal be before being executed? My 150th Birthday cake.
6. Beatles or Stones? Beatles, I guess. I can certainly name more Beatles songs offhand than Stones numbers.
7. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be? That guy. Who did that thing. You know the one I mean.
8. The person whose problems you wouldn't want to hear? Most peoples'. Unless you're important to me, why would I care?
9. What is the thing most important to you about your preferred sex? I have no idea what this question is getting at.
10. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them? No. If I hated them, secretly or otherwise, they wouldn't be my friends.
11. If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Assuming that immortality and invulnerability are off the table, flight.
12. Favorite hangover cure? Not drinking enough to ever get a hangover.
13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk? I have no idea. Common wisdom suggests "not many."
14. Favorite song lyric? "Dead Man's Party" by Oingo Boingo.
15. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have? Very dark brown or black.
16. If you had to be blind or deaf, which would you choose? I refuse to choose; if either ever happened to me, it would be despite my best efforts to avoid both, so it wouldn't be my decision anyhow.
17. Do you have any psychiatric problems? Is this a trick question? No doubt experts would say that everyone has some problems. But if you mean serious psychiatric problems--no, I don't think I do.
18. Siblings that should go to rehab? None that I am aware of.
19. Least favorite month? A meaningless question to me.
20. Favorite hateful thing to do to somebody? Swear at them and wish all sorts of horrible things upon them (usually other drivers).
21. First movie you remember seeing as a kid? I have no idea.
22. Favorite person in the whole world? My lovely and talented wife,snippy.
23. When's the last time you went on a date? Last Monday, when I took her to lunch.
24. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies? I like both.
25. Fall or spring? Spring. Spring is a reprieve from winter. Fall is a prelude to winter.
26. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with? None.
27. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with? None. What, you think I'm kidding when I say I'm straight? I can name some men I think are attractive men, but that doesn't mean I'd want to kiss them, much less "do it" with them.
28. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle? In a mansion filled with servants to do my bidding and a harem of gorgeous women ditto. Failing that, in my own home with my lovely and talented wife.
29. Who is the person you can count on the most? That would be my lovely and talented wife again.
30. If you could date any celebrity, past or present, time and age are not a factor? I have to pick one? I can't. The flavor of the month changes regularly.
31. What books have you pretended to read? A couple of textbooks in college, I suppose. (Not that I did very good job of pretending...)
32. What's a word you'd use to describe your life? Happy.
33. What's your favorite drinking game? I don't have one. I don't drink.
34. What did you dream about last night? Struggling to gain control of a situation that involved a large college sports auditorium, obnoxiously uncontrollable camels, arabs with assault weapons (who were even more frustrated by the camels than I was) and the knowledge that I was supposed to know what to do--but I didn't. (That last part is one of my recurring anxiety-dream motifs.)
35. Favorite vice? I express Wrath most frequently, but by preference it would be Lust.
36. What's the last thing you'd ever tell someone? "Nah, it's not as bad as it looks."
snippy:1.What's the middle name of first person you slept with? Yee (chinese)
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing, and what color are they? *sigh* tighty-whiteys. I'm...so...cool!
3. What song do you want played at your funeral? Whatever song--if any--my wife would need/want to hear.
4. What is the number of your sluttiest friend so that some of your single friends can get some action? If they want that action, all they have to do ask and I can arrange it. And they know that.
5. What would your last meal be before being executed? My 150th Birthday cake.
6. Beatles or Stones? Beatles, I guess. I can certainly name more Beatles songs offhand than Stones numbers.
7. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be? That guy. Who did that thing. You know the one I mean.
8. The person whose problems you wouldn't want to hear? Most peoples'. Unless you're important to me, why would I care?
9. What is the thing most important to you about your preferred sex? I have no idea what this question is getting at.
10. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them? No. If I hated them, secretly or otherwise, they wouldn't be my friends.
11. If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Assuming that immortality and invulnerability are off the table, flight.
12. Favorite hangover cure? Not drinking enough to ever get a hangover.
13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk? I have no idea. Common wisdom suggests "not many."
14. Favorite song lyric? "Dead Man's Party" by Oingo Boingo.
15. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have? Very dark brown or black.
16. If you had to be blind or deaf, which would you choose? I refuse to choose; if either ever happened to me, it would be despite my best efforts to avoid both, so it wouldn't be my decision anyhow.
17. Do you have any psychiatric problems? Is this a trick question? No doubt experts would say that everyone has some problems. But if you mean serious psychiatric problems--no, I don't think I do.
18. Siblings that should go to rehab? None that I am aware of.
19. Least favorite month? A meaningless question to me.
20. Favorite hateful thing to do to somebody? Swear at them and wish all sorts of horrible things upon them (usually other drivers).
21. First movie you remember seeing as a kid? I have no idea.
22. Favorite person in the whole world? My lovely and talented wife,
snippy.23. When's the last time you went on a date? Last Monday, when I took her to lunch.
24. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies? I like both.
25. Fall or spring? Spring. Spring is a reprieve from winter. Fall is a prelude to winter.
26. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with? None.
27. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with? None. What, you think I'm kidding when I say I'm straight? I can name some men I think are attractive men, but that doesn't mean I'd want to kiss them, much less "do it" with them.
28. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle? In a mansion filled with servants to do my bidding and a harem of gorgeous women ditto. Failing that, in my own home with my lovely and talented wife.
29. Who is the person you can count on the most? That would be my lovely and talented wife again.
30. If you could date any celebrity, past or present, time and age are not a factor? I have to pick one? I can't. The flavor of the month changes regularly.
31. What books have you pretended to read? A couple of textbooks in college, I suppose. (Not that I did very good job of pretending...)
32. What's a word you'd use to describe your life? Happy.
33. What's your favorite drinking game? I don't have one. I don't drink.
34. What did you dream about last night? Struggling to gain control of a situation that involved a large college sports auditorium, obnoxiously uncontrollable camels, arabs with assault weapons (who were even more frustrated by the camels than I was) and the knowledge that I was supposed to know what to do--but I didn't. (That last part is one of my recurring anxiety-dream motifs.)
35. Favorite vice? I express Wrath most frequently, but by preference it would be Lust.
36. What's the last thing you'd ever tell someone? "Nah, it's not as bad as it looks."
