Nicked from fallenpegasus, as usual

[sinanju]

A is for Age 44
B is for boyfriend/girlfriend If you girlfriend, you mean wife, snippy, the light of my life and my raison d'etre.
C is for Career in Future Fantasy: novelist. In reality, who knows?
D is for Dad's name Graham
E is for essential item to bring to a party snippy
F is for favorite song of the moment "Dead Man's Party" by Oingo Boingo
G is for guys/girls you've kissed Guys: zero. Gals: Many
H is for hometown Portland currently; previously, Vancouver, WA; Alexandria, VA; Brookneal, VA, Chatham, VA.
I is for instruments you can play piano, though I'm terribly rusty.
J is for job title My official title has changed so many times, I don't recall; in truth, "secretary"
K is for kids two by marriage, none of my own.
L is for living arrangement In snippy's house, with her youngest son
M is for Mom's name Hazel
N is for number of people you've slept with a score
O is for overnight hospital stays as an infant for high fever; at six for a tonsillectomy
P is for phobias flying, stinging insects (though I've never actually been stung)
Q is for quote you like "It's easier to get forgiveness than permission."
R is for relationship that lasted the longest my family, of course; but the longest-lasting romantic relationship is with snippy
S is for sexual position sinanju says, "Yes, please!"
T is for the time you wake up everyday about 11 a.m. left to my own devices; otherwise, when my alarm clock (for "alarm clock" read "snippy")
U is for unique traits Mutant ability to make extensive use of movie/tv/novel quotes in conversation.
V is for vegetable that you love broccoli
W is for worst habit acting as if revealing my thoughts/feelings (in person, as opposed to in print) was an unpardonable crime
X is for X-rays you've had dental x-rays, and an x-ray of my left arm when I was six years old (broken when I ran into a fence on a sled).
Y is for yummy food you make: Pecan pies, sausage cheese balls.
Z is for Zodiac sign Capricorn