Memes (stolen from jedibuttercup)

Your Linguistic Profile:

45% General American English

25% Yankee

20% Dixie

0% Midwestern

0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Oh the humiliation. More Yankee than Dixie? I'll just slink off to my lair now....

You Should Be a Science Fiction Writer

Your ideas are very strange, and people often wonder what planet you're from. And while you may have some problems being "normal," you'll have no problems writing sci-fi. Whether it's epic films, important novels, or vivid comics... Your own little universe could leave an important mark on the world!

What Type of Writer Should You Be?

Now THAT'S more like it. If, you know, I still had a desire to be a professional writer. I'm content mostly to write for my own amusement these days.