How to Horrify Jean Claude
May. 2nd, 2005 01:10 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sinanjuFrom a post in Blakesblog, the LiveJournal alleged written by Anita Blake (with copious comments from other characters). Let me just say that this stuff is way more entertaining than the books have been lately:
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Stuck in the Circus...
It was soooooo boring here, where I’m hiding out. It’s well, dead. Jason’s been reading all morning. I figured, when Jason said that he read books, he meant spy thrillers, murder mysteries. But, no. Let me give you a sampling of his reading collection: The Decameron, Les Miserable (in French), Dante’s Inferno, Machiavelli’s The Prince, and Paradise Lost. Not what you’d call beach reading.
[Jason: What can I say, I’m a deep thinker]
But wait, there’s more. Hidden behind his nightstand…Nora Roberts. Aw, Jason, you softy.
[Jason: Touch Nora and I’ll gnaw off your fingers]
Jason, there has got to be something to do down here.
[Jason: Well, when I get really bored…]
Yeah?
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That was great. Wait till the vamps wake up. Can you imagine Jean-Claude’s face when he sees the lounge suit? That’s it, I’m hanging out at the end of his bed until he wakes up.
[Jason: For those of you following along at home, Anita and I found this huge stash of 70’s decorations and clothes in the Basement of the Damned. We dragged this giant orange shag rug upstairs and spread it across Jean-Claude’s main hall. We threw in some lava lamps and orange and gold checkered slipcovers. It looks just like ‘That 70’s Show’. Anita found this polyester lounge suit and we spent the last hour changing Jean-Claude. I don’t know how the hell he got into his pants because we had to grease him to get him out. I’ll spare you the details.
Oh and while we were at it, we moved Willy out of his coffin and stuffed him in with Byron and his teddy bear. Hannah’s going to shriek when she sees that. Then we rolled Requiem’s coffin into the women’s bathroom.
And Anita propped a cut-out of Belle Morte outside Asher’s coffin.]
Posted by : Jason and Anita (using Jason’s computer)
I’m a little disappointed here. Jean-Claude didn’t do anything. He raised one eyebrow and gave me this really disturbing smile. And he hasn’t changed. He looks like a lounge lizard. Augh.
Posted by : Anita
Oh, ma petite, you found my favorite outfit from the 70’s. You don’t like it? Did you, perhaps, find the matching fedora with feather? What about the purple velour coat?
Posted by : Jean-Claude
Well that was a pleasant surprise. Can you put Jean-Claude in my coffin tomorrow, luv?
Posted by : Byron
Jason! This didn’t work out right. And Asher refuses to come out of his coffin now. I think he’s sulking. Requiem’s moved the rest of his stuff into the bathroom. Said something about having a nice snack when he woke up. And Jean-Claude is rolling around in the shag rug like a cat on catnip. By himself. He's even talking about ordering another outfit like the one's he wearing.
Posted by : Anita
-----begin quote-----
Stuck in the Circus...
It was soooooo boring here, where I’m hiding out. It’s well, dead. Jason’s been reading all morning. I figured, when Jason said that he read books, he meant spy thrillers, murder mysteries. But, no. Let me give you a sampling of his reading collection: The Decameron, Les Miserable (in French), Dante’s Inferno, Machiavelli’s The Prince, and Paradise Lost. Not what you’d call beach reading.
[Jason: What can I say, I’m a deep thinker]
But wait, there’s more. Hidden behind his nightstand…Nora Roberts. Aw, Jason, you softy.
[Jason: Touch Nora and I’ll gnaw off your fingers]
Jason, there has got to be something to do down here.
[Jason: Well, when I get really bored…]
Yeah?
--------------Internet connection timed out--------------
--------------Link re-established--------------------------
That was great. Wait till the vamps wake up. Can you imagine Jean-Claude’s face when he sees the lounge suit? That’s it, I’m hanging out at the end of his bed until he wakes up.
[Jason: For those of you following along at home, Anita and I found this huge stash of 70’s decorations and clothes in the Basement of the Damned. We dragged this giant orange shag rug upstairs and spread it across Jean-Claude’s main hall. We threw in some lava lamps and orange and gold checkered slipcovers. It looks just like ‘That 70’s Show’. Anita found this polyester lounge suit and we spent the last hour changing Jean-Claude. I don’t know how the hell he got into his pants because we had to grease him to get him out. I’ll spare you the details.
Oh and while we were at it, we moved Willy out of his coffin and stuffed him in with Byron and his teddy bear. Hannah’s going to shriek when she sees that. Then we rolled Requiem’s coffin into the women’s bathroom.
And Anita propped a cut-out of Belle Morte outside Asher’s coffin.]
Posted by : Jason and Anita (using Jason’s computer)
I’m a little disappointed here. Jean-Claude didn’t do anything. He raised one eyebrow and gave me this really disturbing smile. And he hasn’t changed. He looks like a lounge lizard. Augh.
Posted by : Anita
Oh, ma petite, you found my favorite outfit from the 70’s. You don’t like it? Did you, perhaps, find the matching fedora with feather? What about the purple velour coat?
Posted by : Jean-Claude
Well that was a pleasant surprise. Can you put Jean-Claude in my coffin tomorrow, luv?
Posted by : Byron
Jason! This didn’t work out right. And Asher refuses to come out of his coffin now. I think he’s sulking. Requiem’s moved the rest of his stuff into the bathroom. Said something about having a nice snack when he woke up. And Jean-Claude is rolling around in the shag rug like a cat on catnip. By himself. He's even talking about ordering another outfit like the one's he wearing.
Posted by : Anita