It's a good thing sometimes...
Mar. 9th, 2005 12:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sinanju...that I don't possess superhuman powers. The commute to work this morning (as short as it is, and it really is short) was nightmarish.
Pinheaded bus driver a block ahead of me taking up both lanes of the street?
I point my hand and hellfire leaps out to explode the bus in a gout of flame, leaving the roadway mysteriously free of body parts, flaming fuel or debris!
Pinheaded Volvo driver in the right lane, too damned wimpy to go around the bus when he gets a chance?
More hellfire!
The usual route to work blocked by an unexpected detour sign and roadwork?
Still more hellfire! (and a healthy dose of maniacal evil laughter just for kicks)
Moron in a truck sitting through half the green light despite honking horns behind him?
More hellfire! More! More! More!
Annoying cyclists? Paft!
Another annoying Volvo driver? Paft!
Who gives these dimwits their driver licenses?
Pinheaded bus driver a block ahead of me taking up both lanes of the street?
I point my hand and hellfire leaps out to explode the bus in a gout of flame, leaving the roadway mysteriously free of body parts, flaming fuel or debris!
Pinheaded Volvo driver in the right lane, too damned wimpy to go around the bus when he gets a chance?
More hellfire!
The usual route to work blocked by an unexpected detour sign and roadwork?
Still more hellfire! (and a healthy dose of maniacal evil laughter just for kicks)
Moron in a truck sitting through half the green light despite honking horns behind him?
More hellfire! More! More! More!
Annoying cyclists? Paft!
Another annoying Volvo driver? Paft!
Who gives these dimwits their driver licenses?