My Own Private Idah--uh, hell

Republicans
Circle I Limbo

Scientologists
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Creationists
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

General asshats
Circle IV Rolling Weights

People who use cellphones while driving
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

PETA Members
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Democrats
Circle VII Burning Sands

Gray Davis
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell