Red Alert!
Dec. 30th, 2009 08:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sinanjuThe Scene: INTERIOR, MY BODY - EARLY EVENING
Private Platelet drifts along my bloodstream. He spots Corporal Corpuscle nearby.
PLATELET: Yo, how's tricks?
CORPUSCLE: Not bad. You?
PLATELET: Could be worse--holy crap! What's that!
CAMERA SWINGS AROUND TO ZOOM IN ON A BODY DRIFTING ALONG IN THE BLOODSTREAM:
Platelet splashes over, grabs the body and turns it over.
PLATELET: Holy shit! It's an enemy soldier!
Platelet examine the dead soldier's uniform.
PLATELET: (Gasp!) He's from the H1N1 army!
CORPUSCLE: Hey, there's another one over here!
PLATELET: N1H1?
CORPUSCLE: Hell, no! 2009 Flu!
PLATELET: Damn--there's more of them! They're all over the place! Let's book!
PLATELET & CORPUSCLE RETREAT, REPORTING THEIR FINDS AND CALLING FOR REINFORCEMENTS
FADE TO BLACK
Or, in other words, I got two flu shots yesterday. One for the seasonal flu and one for H1N1.
Private Platelet drifts along my bloodstream. He spots Corporal Corpuscle nearby.
PLATELET: Yo, how's tricks?
CORPUSCLE: Not bad. You?
PLATELET: Could be worse--holy crap! What's that!
CAMERA SWINGS AROUND TO ZOOM IN ON A BODY DRIFTING ALONG IN THE BLOODSTREAM:
Platelet splashes over, grabs the body and turns it over.
PLATELET: Holy shit! It's an enemy soldier!
Platelet examine the dead soldier's uniform.
PLATELET: (Gasp!) He's from the H1N1 army!
CORPUSCLE: Hey, there's another one over here!
PLATELET: N1H1?
CORPUSCLE: Hell, no! 2009 Flu!
PLATELET: Damn--there's more of them! They're all over the place! Let's book!
PLATELET & CORPUSCLE RETREAT, REPORTING THEIR FINDS AND CALLING FOR REINFORCEMENTS
FADE TO BLACK
Or, in other words, I got two flu shots yesterday. One for the seasonal flu and one for H1N1.