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Marry, Shag or Toss Off A Cliff: A Meme
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Rules
1. Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2. Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.
3. Provide pictures of the 3 people.
4. Post this meme with your answers.
The three peopleamand_r gave me, and my answers after the cut:
Daisy Adair: Toss Off A Cliff
It is with moderate regret that I must consign Daisy to the rocky shore at the bottom of a tall cliff. Only moderate regret because I know it won't kill her. It won't even seriously injure her, at least not more than briefly. Also because while I'm sure she'd be fun in bed, she's wa-a-y too high maintenance and full of Teh Drama! for me. Plus, she'd steal me blind or otherwise get me into a world of trouble through her persistent but laughably ineffective conniving. But regret all the same because she is attractive.
Samantha Carter, Col., USAF: Shag
Smart (boy is she smart! Genius would be closer to the target), attractive--what's not to like? But she'd be gone off-world half the time, couldn't tell me 95% of what she did on a daily basis, and frankly is probably too career-oriented to have time for anything but the occasional romp in the sack. I can live with that. Besides, we all know if she's ever gonna marry anybody, it'd beMaguyver Gen. O'Neill. If anybody can survive her Black Widowhood (aka the female version of Cartwright Syndrome), it's Jack. Not me.
Kaylee Frye: Marry
If I'm gonna marry one of these three, Kaylee would be the one. She's cute as a button, smart, enthusiastic (you ought see her eat a strawberry...), can fix anything--which would be useful since I'm not so mechanically inclined--and likes sex, as she's pointed out more than once. Plus, despite her apparent (and perhaps real) naivety, she's got a core of steel and isn't going to let people walk all over her. In that (the steel core and self-respect, not the naivety), she reminds me very much of my lovely and talented wife.
amand_rRules
1. Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2. Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.
3. Provide pictures of the 3 people.
4. Post this meme with your answers.
The three people
amand_r gave me, and my answers after the cut: Daisy Adair: Toss Off A Cliff
It is with moderate regret that I must consign Daisy to the rocky shore at the bottom of a tall cliff. Only moderate regret because I know it won't kill her. It won't even seriously injure her, at least not more than briefly. Also because while I'm sure she'd be fun in bed, she's wa-a-y too high maintenance and full of Teh Drama! for me. Plus, she'd steal me blind or otherwise get me into a world of trouble through her persistent but laughably ineffective conniving. But regret all the same because she is attractive.
Samantha Carter, Col., USAF: Shag
Smart (boy is she smart! Genius would be closer to the target), attractive--what's not to like? But she'd be gone off-world half the time, couldn't tell me 95% of what she did on a daily basis, and frankly is probably too career-oriented to have time for anything but the occasional romp in the sack. I can live with that. Besides, we all know if she's ever gonna marry anybody, it'd be
Kaylee Frye: Marry
If I'm gonna marry one of these three, Kaylee would be the one. She's cute as a button, smart, enthusiastic (you ought see her eat a strawberry...), can fix anything--which would be useful since I'm not so mechanically inclined--and likes sex, as she's pointed out more than once. Plus, despite her apparent (and perhaps real) naivety, she's got a core of steel and isn't going to let people walk all over her. In that (the steel core and self-respect, not the naivety), she reminds me very much of my lovely and talented wife.